Sufiah: From Genius to Hooker

via rocky's bru by Rocky's Bru on 3/30/08

Remember Sufiah Yusof, Malaysia's child prodigy in the UK, the girl who gained entry into Oxford at the age of 12? She is now a HOOKER. The following British newspaper article quotes her as claiming that she is studying for a Masters degree in Economics. Perhaps our Higher Education Minister Khaled Nordin wants to stop whining and help her (see link after this main story).

SHE was a child maths genius who won a place at Oxford University aged just 13—but now the only sums Sufiah Yusof is interested in are the ones she earns as a HOOKER.

For sad Sufiah the daily equation she has to solve is simply sex equals £130 as she sells her body to punters over the internet.
The gifted girl with the winning smile had the world at her feet ten years ago and should be a rich woman by now—but last week she was busy subtracting her underwear for our undercover reporter in her dingy back street flat.
"Would you like to start your half hour now?" said Sufiah, 23, as she danced on the bed, displaying her body for examination.
Then she listed all the sleazy plus points she would throw in for our man if he took up her offer...

Read the entire story HERE.

Can't wait to get HOME

this is my third post for this week :P. Nothing much to tell but i'm very excited to tell the world that i can't wait to get BACK home to Malaysia. To be exact i miss Grik so much ;-)

my colleague asked me to apply exit permit tomorrow, but i insisted it to be done today. they advised, if the flight delays, i will have some buffer. I'm very positive there will be no delay, and if there is, i will make sure QA will route me anywhere as along as i could touch down at KLIA on 4th april :-) So i went to see my agent today, and got things done in 30 mins. Alhamdulillah.

my SIL is getting married on 6th and there is a plan for my sister to tie the knot on 13th april. I guess i have invited my friends to attend my SIL wedding. Guys just email me if you want the updated map. and i never changed my phone number, so it remains the same. just call or text me if you getting lost.

See you when I see you ;-)

alo alo

hari ni dah hari sabtu. esok dah ahad. satnya masa cuti nih. own singgah sini 2 hari masa nak balik mesia, so aku bawak dia pi shopping. oklah masa dia dok morocco bukan dia leh beli apa sgt pun :P. aku hanya window shopping sambil meracun2 dia beli barang. Syok gak tgk org beli. Tapi aku tau own suka tgk barang2 sini sbb mmg tadak kat mesia pun. Beli sini pakai mesia mmg cun lah. tapi kalau pakai sini, mahu ada sama ngan org kat sini wakaka. Sini mmg byk sgt pinoy. tapi aku rasa muka own mmg muka pinoy betui la kot, sampai dia kata tamau dok lama2 sbb kena cop pinoy wakaka. pi mana sini org cop pinoy. sampai la nak check in kat epot semalam. minah tu dgn selamba. good evening sir. Manila? wakakakak. suka hati mak nenek dia ja. lps own huluq passport dia siap dok tanya. betui ka org mesia. pastu tetiba minah tu cakap bahasa. rupanya org indon minah tu. then dia kata kami dok cakap tagaloq. Dia ingat bahasa utara bunyi cam tagaloq kot wakakakakaka. Dok kat qatar kena cop pinoy. nak buat lagu mana, kalu dah muka cam tu, tak pinoy, muka siam la. takkan brit kot :P

So lps hantaq own, aku pi beli ayaq favourite aku 3 botoi, tropicana orange tuh, pastu balik. zul tepon ajak kuar. aku suh dia amik sbb aku rasa cam dah flat drive satu hari pusing2. aku ingat dia nak ajak pi minum, tapi dia ajak pi lulu. uik dia beli kad ngan bunga. ulangtahun katanya kui 12 malam satgi. lagi 30 min. Syok lah tuh.. bagi bunga bagi kad, dapat main spesel lah tuh wakakaka. Tapi shambek dia bangang sikit, dia kata dia sambut ulang tahun, dia ikat reben kat kepala kadok. aku rasa sesuai panggil dia kadok la.

pastu malam tadi aku tertidoq kat atas sofa luaq. aku malas nak masuk lam. aku dok buzz buzz bini aku tapi dia tak jawab. sibuk kot nak kenduri minggu depan. aku bangun lambat. ingat nak mandi, tapi rasa cam malas lagi. tunggu zohor lah. la ni dok pk nak makan apa. nak masak pun malas. lagipun peti ais aku dah kosong dah pun. ada teloq 2 biji ja kot, ngan ikan bilis. ermmmm

petang satgi nak pi souq sat lah. nak beli pistachio nak wak balik mesia. beli 5 kilo cukup lah. lagipun aku punya flyer kad aku dah kena downgrade. tak leh nak bawak lebih2 kilo :P. ada lah satu dua pakcik dan makcik aku sms personally nak souveniour. aku pun tatau nak beli apa. aku beli ja lah. kalau aku pk nak beli semua tak larat lah, sbb aku ada berlambak pakcik makcik. since depa sms aku secara peribadi, aku kena lah carik apa nak beli. tapi aku balas inshaAllah pada depa. kalu dan ada lah. Kita ni manusia biasa, mana mampu nak memuaskan hati semua org kan.

Sekang pukui 11.14 pagi, aku nak pi dapor sat, tgk apa yang ada, yang bley aku masak, pastu aku nak mandi. aku dah email dah nak mintak exit permit. lawak sungguh lah negara ni, nak keluaq pun kena apply exit permit. bila la dia nak hapuskan konsep hamba nih :P

ok calo.

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Election is over and hopefully the winner will walk the talk :P
agak bosan citer pasal politik dah, so tunggu lagi 4 tahun lah plak.

Dah 22 hari membujang. boleh hidup lah jugak. tapi hari2 dah pening nak makan apa, sbb selalu balik rumah ada org masak.
nak makan kari kat kedai mamak tu pun dah bosan, sbb kari dia tak sama cam kari mesia :P

nak makan spagheti pun dah jemu, sbb aku punya spagheti asik kuah sama jer. aku kene beli perencah lain lah bagi rasa lain. siang2 aku dah malas keluar. malam jer keluar. tapi asik minum kopi jer. aku rasa kopi kampung kat grik lagi sedap. tapi ok lah cuci cuci mata :P

lagu 2 minggu nak balik, nak kerja pun dah bosan. aku asyik kira hari saje. tapi rasa cam tak cukup jer. 2 minggu saje. so kene plan betul2. dah lama dah ni tak kumpul ngan abg2 aku, adik2 aku mak bapak aku dan anak anak buah aku. dok terbayang kumpul ramai2 kat kampung padang jeri nih.

lps makan pagi dgn zul tadi aku dok rumah jer.. pastu petang aku gi kedai sukan tgk tgk baju. aku nak beli tapi bila aku tgk made in thailand, malas lah aku nak beli. dah lah mahal. jadi aku tgk tgk benda lain. aku rasa kedai tu mcm banyak barang ciplak lah. aku tgk bulu bulu ayam, tapi ada lagi stock last week so tak yah lah beli lagi.pastu aku gi kedai buku. aku pun tak tahu nak cari buku apa sbb aku bukan kaki buku. aku dok pusing dok pusing last last aku balik.
alamak laparnya.. ingat nak makan kat opera tapi sorang2 malas lah plak nak gi. nak singgah kedai mamak nak beli beriani tapi takde parking, so aku stop kat satu kedai beli shawarma 2. balik rumah aku makan satu. pastu aku tgk ada nasi lebih, pastu ada ayam kari lebih dalam peti ais. aku panaskan dan aku makan. ohh nampak ikan bilis. aku goreng. kruk kruk sedap jugak. pastu aku call mel sat, tapi dia dah tido, so malas lah nak kaco. pelik lah minah tu, balik mesia asik sibuk bawak kete ke hulu hilir buat apa ntah :P

Sekang aku dah tatau buat apa. tapi tak rasa nak keluar dah minum kopi. tapi kalau ada org amik aku pi kot :D

lagi 2 minggu nak kerjaaaaa

Lim Kit Siang yang Bodoh

I asked my wife to fly back to KL just to vote for DAP. She was refused but I got to dictate her. She did just because she is loyal to me. I feel disgusted when the CEO of DAP (that the best position to suit him) did not allow DAP YB to attend the MB swearing-in ceremony, just merely because our Sultan chose PAS YB to be an MB. Your YB did sign the letter and made a press conference that they would abide to Sultan's decision.

Then when our Sultan made a choice, you made a press statement to defy it. I'm very disappointed in you. This clearly shows your true color. Although you have apologized to the Regent of Perak, but you have messed up the whole thing. You keep on saying UMNO is racist but you are no different from them. Gila kuasa punya orang. Yes everybody knows that in the opposition camp, you won 18 seats out of 31. But don't you realize who hold another 28 seats?

you should listen to this guy

“In the spirit of sincere openness, we stress that the composition of the exco must reflect the composition of the population of Perak and represent the interests of all ethnic groups fairly,” said Syed Husin.


Please look at the bigger picture if you want to manage our state. If this is the way you behave, don't expect it to get a single exco seat in the next PRU13.

It's better for us to deal with the devil we are familiar with.

Tahniah

Congratulations to opposition. PKR did a good job to have a "loose" cooperation between DAP and PAS. You managed to capture 5 states. From today onwards, pls prove that you could do better to Rakyat.

To all malaysian, pls calm, and give them chance to rule. They have 4-5 years to prove.

My assumption why BN lost those states, just because of one naughty boy. Yes you had brain but you haven't matured enough.

Home alone :-)

HeHe. Mel flew back to KL last Sunday night. I tried my best to have the best day ever with her that day. We spent our time at souq to buy a kilo of pistachio, then we had our dinner at malaysian restaurant there. We bumped with Din and his gorgeous girl friend. He has the look so he deserve it :P. My lady is gorgeous too!! ekeke Chatted for an hour with them until i got a call from my customer. The rater was down and all MMS wouldn't go through. I used to bring my notebook around but stop doing that for the past few months :P. So i got to rush back home and checked on the system. It became my routine job already. kinda boring. Thinking of moving to Dubai next year but they wanted to give less package. Shall I go home next year? Hard to say now. everything looks vague now.

I'm alone now sitting in front my notebook and thinking of something to write. Most of porn sites were block and I had to use the proxy to access it. I don't intend to do that at this moment as i feel a bit religious at this moment ;-). Looking at those just reminded my college day where to burst. Just forget it. Does it sounds lonely or horny? :P


No worries my dear, i'm doing OK. go out almost every 2 nights, and i tot of doing the same too now. but calling all my close friends with no luck. Zul having family dinner with Fisher's, syed refuse to go out, syam sent amad to airport. Wait for shambek to make a move, as i'm damn lazy to drive and do pick up. I wish anybody out there sms me and tell me they are waiting for me downstairs. Most likely it won't happen tonight.

Tomorrow night one birthday invitation and the next day rizal of aljazeera invited us(me) to have dinner at his house while watching malaysia election result. His parents pay him a visit now, and I wonder how much we could comments as they are "dulu kini dan selamanya". i wish miracle will happen. Opposition will get more seats, and i will be damn happy if they can deny BN 2/3 majority. Never happened before. It is not easy being opposition in Malaysia. hard for them to campaign as they got total black out from mainstream media. Only urban and young people able to have fair news by accessing the net. I kinda love reading www.malaysiakini.com as they are being pretty fair for both sides. I pray for malaysian to vote wisely.

I hate that Beruk. . what to do.. he has the safe seat and he has protection from our PM no matter what he did. He was nobody but he could speak like he was a minister.

Life has never been fair...

off to bed now..